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h0t-southern-mess:

Got my ass beat in pool tonight, but it’s ok because we played on the coolest table.

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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fit-and-skinny-kate:

This shirt is perfection.

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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(Source: serpeterquill)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

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I love sleeping in on saturdays, I love college football games, I love not acting my age, and good barbecue.

(Source: countryg-l)